How not to be a superhero

Abstract

Like many others, my days often start with a mental checklist of items I need to take out with me. Being the light traveller that I am, this often consists of office items (working on the go), wardrobe paraphernalia (a girl needs options), nursery stuff (kids need options) and some gardening equipment (don’t ask!). Of course, this results in venturing out of the house with a humungous pile of items topped by a wriggling kid or two as I attempt to cheerily salute my bemused neighbours. Lately, the national focus on road rage has prompted me to reflect on some kitchen items be eligible for inclusion in my daily clutter pack. Such as my rolling pin and a pan or two. Taf int, just in case I happen to have a cooking whim while out on a drive or, God forbid, fail to give way when I am supposed to do so. Self-defence, you see? Clever.